Warcraft Nerds a Plenty

During the last month, World of Warcraft has grown from a passing interest for me into an activity that dominates much of the conversation in our house. To that end, in the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy, I present "...you might be a Warcraft nerd."

If your dad walks into the house, and you immediately brag that you "leveled up your Night Elf" today...
...you might be a Warcraft nerd.

If you offer to pay your sister 20 silver if she will log off so you can try to score some sweet enchanted weapons in an auction that is about to end...
...you might be a Warcraft nerd.

If you and your son just spent thirty minutes researching the finer points of the rest/reward system so that you can maximize your characters' experience bonuses...
...you might be a Warcraft nerd.

If someone asks you what exciting things you did on Friday night, and your answer includes the words "quest," "paladin," and "Darnasus"...
...you might be a Warcraft nerd.

If you brag to your friends about how your bug report was incorporated into the last incremental patch...
...you might be a Warcraft nerd.

If you lie awake at night thinking about the combat macros you want to create tomorrow...
...you might be a Warcraft nerd.

If your spouse instinctively rolls her eyes every time the discussion turns to a comparison of Character levels and skills...
...you might be a Warcraft nerd.

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